Noisy in a Movie Theater? The Theater Ninjas Will Find You

Devin Faraci, Badass Digest:

But a theater in London is upping the ante, introducing black-clad ninjas into their theaters to deal with talkers and texters. The Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square has a team of volunteers wearing all black lycra Morphsuits; in exchange for free movies the volunteers sit in the darkest parts of the theater, waiting for rude people to begin talking or texting, and then they descend upon them like black wisps of nightmare.

We totally need these at The Mall Cineplex. Imagine it—you’re watching a movie, minding your own business, then you hear some annoying person talk on their phone. Then suddenly, a shriek and abrupt silence.

And you lean back a bit more in your seat and smile.

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